Tuesday, July 31, 2007

OSCAR (the cat) HEADS FOR CHARLESTON


CHARLESTON, SC (Roto-Reuters News Service) Oscar is a Rhode Island nursing home cat who has an uncanny knack for predicting when some of the patients are going to die by curling up next to them during their final hours. He has been accurate in 25 cases so far.

This reporter has learned that Osacr is making a trip to Charleston. The question is: Who (or what) is he coming to visit? Speculation is rampant.
  • Is Oscar going to pay a call on the Citadel football team before the season?
  • Or maybe the Political Pussy will visit the William Dudley Gregorie (Mayor Joe’s opponent) Campaign headquarters?
  • The Feline of Finality could be coming to the Holy City to make it official: Thomas Ravenel's career is dead.
  • Maybe Oscar will be seen lurking around the halls of the Rainbow Market, meowing outside the doors of Bulldog Tours.
  • Or, maybe Oscar has decided to point out the obvious (except those who work for the school system) concering Charleston County Schools.

Only time will tell. Keep your eyes focused.