Thursday, August 31, 2006

Presidential Sex Survey


Illicit presidential sexual affairs are nothing new. Presidents have been catting around since George "father of the country" Washington was called the "Stallion of the Potomac". Here are a few interesting tidbit from a book called Presidential Sex by Wesley O. Hagood.

1. Which president repeatedly made love to a young girl from his home town in a White House coat closet when, on several occasions, his wife was prevented from beating down the door by the Secret Service?
Answer: Warren G. Harding


2. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was enegagedto another woman?
Answer: George Washington


3. Which president called his mistress “Pookie”?
Answer: Bill Clinton

4. Which president smoked marijuana in the nude with a naked, nubile young playgirl and joked about being incapacitated when it came time to push “the button” in the event of a nuclear attack?
Answer: JFK

5. Which vice president became angry because he felt that his record of sexual conquests was far greater than the sitting president reputation for conquests?
Answer: Lyndon Johnson

6. Which two presidents called upon young women in the White House secreterial pool for recreational sex?
Answer: JFK and Lyndon Johnson

7. Which president has a torrid love affair with the first lady's personal secretary?
Answer: FDR

8. Which president had a decades-long affiar with a slave who was also his wife's half sister?
Answer: Thomas Jefferson

9. Which president and vice president were rumored to have a 20 year long homosexual affair?
Answer: James Buchanan and VP William Rufus King.

10. Which president regularly had sex with a secretary stretched out on a White House desk?
Answer: Lyndon Johnson

11. Which president's campaign train made regular stops so he could visit a mistress?
Answer: FDR

12. Which president had an affair with his driver?
Answer: Eisenhower

13. On the eve of his inauguration which president, at a private party, lined up all the women willing to sleep with him and chose two to take to the bedroom together?
Answer: JFK

14. Which president made love in a White House closet while telling his lover about a former president who use to make love to his mistress in the same closet?Answer: JFK

15. Which president had an affair with the winner and a finalist in the Miss America contest?
Answer: Bill Clinton




2 Comments:

Blogger chucker said...

What? No reaction to the recent Letter To The Editor that claims the thermometer that says when it's hot enough to take a shade break is hidden away in a stable, high on the wall of a stall covered with hay instead of near the sizzlin' pavement where the horses actually work??

Seriously, is there a thermometer on display that lets the public know a certain temperature has been reached and our horses are being treated well?

3:34 PM  
Blogger Mark R. Jones said...

Yes, I have a response. I'm sorry if my work gets in the way of responding to things you wish I could.

Read my response and your questins will be answered.

11:03 AM  

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